I know that with every blog, I must start at the beginning
of the trip, but this holiday was just so amazing that I just want to blurt out
everything all at once! I know that this is going to be an absolutely massive
post, and for once not because of the photos, but rather due to the
descriptions of our experiences because quite honestly, I do not think photos
will accurately portray the detail and wonder we experienced!
Day 1
So, our tale begins on Saturday February 22. This day was a
mixture of emotions for me as it not only marked the start of (what was then
assumed to be) an amazing holiday, but it was also the 6th
anniversary of my dad’s passing. Of course, I felt so guilty leaving on a
holiday when I felt I should be mourning, but at the end of the day, I know my
dad would be looking down on me, super proud of all my achievements, especially
having achieved my dream of living/working in Germany. So I pulled myself out of
my pity party, and we made our way to the airport, from where we winged our way
to Stockholm (via Zürich). However, before we had even taken off, the holiday
started on awkward footing when both Michael and I set the beepers off going
through security. Normal this means a small pat down, a scan of the shoes etc.
But no. The lady frisking me went for the full body RUB down, she grabbed
everything through my clothing that she could – meaning my bra – and pulled it
away from my body to feel underneath. So I had fingers under my underwire,
inside the elastic band of my leggings, and she even went searching through my
hair! And if that wasn’t bad enough, I then had to surrender my shoes for an
extra scan through the machines! I was appalled! But she eventually came to the
conclusion that I was safe and we were allowed to continue on to our plane. | Interesting street art installation |
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| Photo by Elliott Erwitt |
We made our way through the gallery looking at each exhibit,
some provoking strong responses, others only feeling worthy of a passing
glance. One thought provoking piece was a display of 8 photos, portraits of
blind people. These were large displays in a dark room, accompanied by voice overs
from each of the blind models. This really made you stop and think about the
lives and complications these people deal with every day. Another exhibition
was portraits of fathers and their daughters as they prepared for an American
Purity Ball. I found that this had a strong effect on me, but in the wrong way.
I was sickened by some of the photos as they looked more like wedding images
than family portraits, and some even were borderline pregnancy protection
poses. I think the effect was heightened by more voice overs, this time from
the fathers and daughters explaining why the Purity Ball and pledge was so
important to them. I found some of the girls and fathers speaking about the joy
and the love they shared, which sounded lovely. Then we heard of how God was
the only person in control of a young girls’ purity and so forth, and I wanted
to grab these girls and shake some sense into them! It did slightly bother me
listening to their stories and was pleased when I got to head back down to the
gallery shop!
So afterwards, we made our way back towards our hotel, a 2
point something km walk. We were exhausted but we had had a lovely
afternoon/evening and we were both very excited about the next day in
Stockholm.
Day 2
Some of the highlights were:
- Walking down the Queen’s street and learning the history of Queen Christina, and how she was such a hairy baby that she was mistaken to be a boy at birth. These rumours never left poor Christina, to the point that 300 years after her death, her body was exhumed and checked – so that the rumours could be put to rest once and for all! Poor Queen!
- Of course the topic of Ikea came up! We were given some interesting back history on this famous Swedish export company – particularly how the furniture is named. Apparently all the names are actual real names in Sweden (places, cities etc). Well, everything except for the floor coverings and rugs. They are named after Danish locations – because the Swedish people believe they are above the Danish! Subtle yet so snooty!
- Standing in Norrmalmstorg square and learning that it was the location for the creation of the word ‘Stockholm Syndrome’. In 1973 a robbery took place at Kreditbank in the square, and following the siege that took place for several days, when surrendering, 4 hostages stood in front of the robbers, begging for the police to be lenient. One of the hostages even remained in contact with one robber, and attended his wedding years later as a bridesmaid.
- We also made a stop outside a small gym. This was seemingly insignificant until we were told the story of the current living Swedish princess, and how her husband was once her personal trainer, and worked in that gym. Said PT did have to attend prince school for 5 years before the King accepted the situation….
- Arriving at the Royal Palace, we were shown a
photo of the original palace that once stood but unfortunately burned to the
ground in 1697. It was here that we learned about the architect responsible for
the construction of the new palace. He had been renovating the original castle
(only 3 rooms) but had great ideas for a new castle. By some strange
coincidence, the palace caught fire (originating in the Architect’s bedroom),
and 3 days later the Architect turned to the King and said that he would be
more than willing to create a new palace – he already had his designs drawn up!

Our tour group - try to spot us!
In a sense, it is believed that while the ships premature
demise was a horrible occurrence, the location of the accident was a saving
grace for many reasons. As the ship had only just left port, nearly all crew
and visitors were still above deck when she sank, and lifeboats were able to
save almost everyone instantly. It is believed to this day that only 30 lives
(out of 150 Passengers) were lost that day. The other positive that came from
this horrible situation was that 333 years later, in 1961 the entire wreckage
of the Vasa was able to be lifted from the seabed and refloated. It then came
to be fully restored and placed on display inside its very own purpose built
museum. As it currently stands, it is still made of 95% original wood.
But it
wasn’t just the ship on display. The museum was built across 5 floors, which
snaked around the ship, giving a vast amount of information about the building,
purpose, sinking, inquisition, the salvage and restoration of the mighty ship,
and also giving several different vantage points from which to view the ship.
They also had several skeletons - the actual remains they recovered from the ship along with possessions they believe belonged to the bodies. They have been able to create profiles and sculptures of the victims based on their remains and belongings. So clearly, as you see, an hour was nowhere near enough in which to take it
everything. In the end I think we managed to get out of there after 2 and a bit
hours. And it was only because we desperately wanted to see other museums
before the 5pm deadline that we left!
(I must add that the Vasa museum also had a very cool system
when you walked in which invited you to connect your mobile to their free wifi
which then let you access their audio guide for free, and you just used your
own phone and headphones to take the tour!)
A quick hop skip and jump down the road (grabbing a Swedish kebab for lunch on the way) we found the ABBA museum. Now, while I wanted to see the Vasa museum, this had been more Michael’s choice. Now it was my turn. Thankfully Michael (despite initial hesitations) happily accompanied me through the museum. To be fair, afterwards, even he had to admit that while he does not like Abba or their music, he found the museum to be well organised, and very interesting. We got our tickets and audio guide thingies and moved downstairs to start the tour. From the very first room, you were blasted by loud ABBA music, information about the fab four and loud colourful displays. The audio guide was fantastic, and was in fact narrated by the band members, which in itself was special as their dislike of being together is quite well publicised these days. The four all spoke fondly of their days together and recounted several special memories including their times at the Eurovision song contest, including their first attempt in 1973 (which didn’t even make it to the official Eurovision contest) with Ring Ring. It was funny to hear the members discussing trivial things about the night of the performance, including the efforts to cover up Agnetha’s bulging baby belly, being about 8 months pregnant at the time!
Leaving the museum as it closed its doors at 5pm, we made
our way (or I should say hobbled) to the closest underground station. My feet
were killing me, I mean absolutely dying, from a whole day of walking. I was
begging Michael to hail a taxi to get us back to the hotel they were that bad! But
we did find the train station and it got us pretty close to our hotel. Once
home, I was able to relax for an hour and change my shoes to my big fluffy
comfy snow boots before we headed back out into the old town area in search of
dinner. Michael had done his research and found a couple of restaurants that
intrigued him, so we looked for these in particular.
The main one Michael
really wanted to go to was unfortunately closed, but just around the corner, we
found his second choice – The Flying Elk, and we were very happy to step inside
(away from the horrible howling wind) and unwind inside the designer pub.
Dinner was a lovely event meeting a wonderful waiter who spoke beautiful
Canadian English and was keen to serve us and treat us as special guests. He
really enjoyed getting to know us and bringing us his favourite beers. I think
he appreciated having Michael to understand what he was talking about (because
I clearly had no clue!). But we did enjoy our entrée of Truffle Parmesan
Popcorn, which came straight from one of those classic circus popcorn machines!
Michael then had an ‘Iron Lady’ Hamburger, and I had a fillet of beef that was
melt in your mouth, with a delicious gravy, tiny fries and a béarnaise sauce.
Needless to say, neither of us needed dessert, but that didn’t stop our lovely
waiter from bringing over a little nip of a special dessert beer he had. Michael
happily stuck to his pale ale, but I happily lapped up this dark beer, as it
tasted like an iced coffee with a hint of caramel and chocolate. It was
amazing!


But rolling home, we slid into bed and slept soundly,
prepared to get up early the next morning for the start of the next big
adventure!
Day 3
MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
As part of my birthday celebrations, Michael had arranged
for me to take part in an Ice Sculpture class. This was with one of the two chief Ice Hotel sculpture artists Alessandro - or Alex. He and his partner are responsible for most of the main hotel, but in particular the famous ice chandeliers and also the stunning unicorn sculpture at the end of the grand hallway (pics further down).
The artist within me was so
happy to be released again! She’s been dormant for quite some time and almost
believed to be non-existent these days. But from the moment that Alessandro put
the chisel in my hand, it was like she came alive again. I had truly forgotten
how much I love sculpture! Now I’m not professing to be amazing – far from it,
but I certainly enjoyed the feeling of chipping away at the ice with a purpose,
having that vision in my head of what I wanted to create and working away at it
for 2+ hours. Michael very kindly came along and stood patiently with the
camera so I would have some more permanent memories of this experience. Funnily
enough though, half way through, he felt the need to go and change his socks
and get warmer clothes. I was so focused on my sculpture I didn’t even notice
the cold creeping in. It wasn’t until I stopped and stood back to admire mine
and the other participants’ work that I finally realised the temperature had
dropped! But at the end of the class, I proudly stood next to my ‘Mickey Mouse’
sculpture! I then watched with terror as Alessandro took a giant saw and chopped
my sculpture off its support plinth to be moved outside to its display
position.

Please enjoy the series of photos that depict my sculpture's evolution!
Please enjoy the series of photos that depict my sculpture's evolution!
However, as we made our way outside to see Mickey placed in
his home, there was a sudden whooshing sound behind me, and I turned to see
Michael lying on his back! The ground outside the sculpture room was so icy and
he had completely lost his footing! Finally a travelling clutz moment that wasn’t
me! But seriously, he was fine! He was laughing, and really proud of his
ability to keep his camera held aloft as he fell!
Our meals:
Sashimi of Fröhja salmon, lime salted river perch and lightly cured Arctic char, served with wasabi creaam, fennel and cranberries.
Smoked topside of moose and cured fillet of reindeer, served with lingonberry emulsion, spiced blueberries and vanilla pickled Kiruna shiitake mushrooms.
Baked breast of ptarmigan and leg of ptarmigan confit. Served with orange and port wine gravy and a variation of onions.
Chocolate ganache topped with sea buckthorn powder. Served with sea buckthorn meringues, sorbet and curd.
So now I present to you - Getting into a sleeping bag on an ice bed at minus 5 degrees!
Step 1: Do a ridiculous bedside pose to show off your snazzy thermals, beanie and gloves. Completely appropriate bedtime attire!
Step 2: Remove snow boots. Place directly beside the bed.
Step 3: Spread out the inner lining bag.
Step 4: Attempt to wriggle into said inner lining.
Keep wriggling...
Step 5: Take lining wrapped body and wriggle it into the sleeping bag itself.
Step 6: Attempt to do up the zipper with gloved hands.
Step 7: Keep doing up the zip while trying to get your arms inside the bag...
Step 8: With the zip completely done, and the velcro flap closed, pull on the drawstring to close the last bit of opening to ensure night long warmth (and claustrophobia?).
Step 9: Pose for photos to prove you made it into your sleeping bag! Now try to get some sleep!
Day 4
Now I must admit that this holiday was not entirely for my Birthday enjoyment. Today, February 25th marked another special event, as it was officially 10 years since Michael had asked me to be his girlfriend. I know we celebrate our wedding anniversary as our main day, but we couldn’t let such an auspicious event go past without something. 10 years is a long time to be together! So today was to be the day we did some special Ice Hotel activities together. Starting with a tour of the Ice Hotel in full. We were given some background information about the history and creation of the hotel, then we got to see some of the more special areas of the hotel, including all the specially designed art suites (that the cocktails were named after). These things cost a bucket just to spend the night in but they are amazing to see. It was worth paying for the expensive but not as expensive plain ice room costs for the experience, because all guests get to view the special rooms during the day anyway! Michael and I did have our favourites (pictures included) and we really enjoyed the tour!
Inside the Chapel
This room was called 'Pole Dancing'. My personal favourite!
'Mind the Gap'
'Before the Big Bang'
'It's Alive' - this was one of the cocktails I enjoyed. And I think Michael's favourite room because of the cool 'crazy scientist' light display.
'Narcissus' - another cocktail room.
'Iced Origami'
'Up There'
'Frozty Flower' - Michael's cocktail choice.
| Forest - the white one that is howling. |
| Forest giving Kenzo 'the look'. |
Following coffee, we jumped back on the sled and made our
way back to the hotel, but our ride was not complete without a race against the
other sled. Our dogs were very stubborn and almost didn’t want to over take the
other team, but eventually, about 500m away from the hotel, we managed to
overtake and our dogs took off! It was a shame to slow them down really as it
was wicked fun when the dogs ran flat out!
Our fun was not over yet though. We said our goodbyes to
Kenzo, Forest and the team, then went to check into our Warm Accommodation.
Yes, that’s right, only one night on an ice bed. It is actually how the Ice
Hotel recommends visitors spend their visit. One night on ice, and one or more
nights in a warm chalet. After checking in we grabbed a spot of lunch – a reindeer
wrap and a beer. Then we happily warmed up in our chalet for a few hours before
making our way back down to the meeting point for one last tour. A northern
lights tour! | so cold I had my buff covering my face! |
We probably witnessed all of about 20 minutes of green glow,
before it stopped. We realised that we had indeed been very lucky to have
glimpsed even that, so the last 25 minutes snowmobile ride back to the hotel
was a very satisfied one.
Day 5
The following morning was where everything came unravelled.
We had had the most amazing holiday of our lives. We had seen some of the most
incredible sights, learned some fantastic history, been driven by huskies, and
even seen the northern lights! We were still pinching ourselves to remind
ourselves that this was real, and that we had in fact experienced all of this. Heading
to the airport to make our return trip to Munich, we realised that things were
going to be tight as our first plane from Kiruna to Stockholm was running late.
When we arrived in Stockholm airport, we grabbed our luggage and sprinted
between terminals. However we were too late. Our names were being called over
the loudspeaker, our plane was at final boarding call, and we hadn’t even
checked in our luggage yet.
| One last photo at the hotel |
Swiss Air pretty much shrugged their shoulders and said ‘oh
well’. We were lucky enough to find a lovely lady who helped us first contact
the Swiss Air people, who suggested we take a new flight that would cost us
1800€. Of course we told Swiss Air where to stick their flight. The lady
however found us new flights that would successfully get us home that same day
still for only 400€, and even helped us try to find a better price! We just had
to fly via Copenhagen. So we booked the flights, moved into the next hall to
check in and deliver our luggage…. Only to find out there was a bomb threat in
progress and we had to take our luggage to a different hall to be checked in!
Of course you can imagine that I went from anger, to tears, to almost laughing
at the sheer ridiculousness of the situation! I had had enough! And I hadn’t
eaten since 9am. It was now 5:20pm. Thankfully we got through security and were
able to grab a sandwich each before boarding the first of two flights that got
us to Munich just after 10pm.
So as I am sure you can all appreciate, not the best end to
our holiday… but as we think back on our time away, if we ignore the disastrous
events of Wednesday, we both agree that this was our best holiday ever. Packed
full of amazing unique experiences and it has given us some of the best
memories too. We can’t wait to one day have photos from this trip hanging up in
our home because we know that we will look at them and just smile as we
remember the brilliant moments and memories!

Absolutely brilliantly written. I feel like I've been there with you
ReplyDeleteGreat blog Kristie....I think you both had a fabulous Birthday week-end. After all those exciting adventures, a snuggle with a dog still goes along way.
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